Want to hear something exciting?

I've lost 40 pounds since I've been here? Crazy I know, but not even close enough to how much I want to lose. Losing never felt so good. Sounds like a weight loss commercial. Have you ever seen the Bowflex commercial where that guy was like, "None of my clothes fit me anymore. So I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends." Hahahaha I loved it. Maybe I can give my clothes to bigger people. Big is not negative. Fat is a mean word, can we say plus-size divas or something. I'm going on a rant. This is the end.

Pooper.

I have to admit. These chat rooms are getting the best of me hahaha. It's all bad. I find it entertaining, and as others use it for, "personal reasons," I truely enjoy people watching and contributing to conversations that are worth my while. I've met some pretty cool people too. But yea, that's pretty much it. Chat rooms = fun in the sun. So come on in, we won't bite, some people actually might, but not me. "You can usually count on the gay male for the zinger." LOL it went something like that.

Aww Really?

This crash dieting and working out is showing results and I love it, but I am FAR from done. If I come back a different person in 4 years don't be surprised. But if I come back the same ol' Glenn, don't be surprised either LOL. But that'd be some shit if I shed a bunch of my weight off huh? Weird-o. Whisper Whisper Hush Hush.

Upset.

Why does it matter that I stay upstairs all day? Puhhleeaase. Mind your own damn business. You are in the U.S. and I am literally halfway across the world. Maybe if you were here you could do something about it, but going to a Las Vegas Reunion is so much more important than your own child's health. Isn't it? Whatever. Don't bust us out maid lady. You fag.

Yum, Pokemon.

This is the starter Pokemon I chose. It started off as a Piplup and evovled into a Prinplup. It then took me until Lv. 38 for it to evolve into it's final stage Empoleon. They say these Pokemon all believe that they are the most important out of all Pokemon. That's why I chose it. It's on Lv. 53 now. This blog is totally all about Pokemon. I love it. I love Pokemon. I want to have Pokemon's babies.

Oochie Oochie.

This constant Ukulele strumming got my fingers fucked up. I can already feel hard calluses starting to form on them. And knowing me ... I'll pick on that shit like no tomorrow. Umm ... Too bad that's pretty much it. Haha, I didn't go to school today because the jeeps were doing hella much. My maid knows how to keep her child in check. Don't play. Little shit.

Wooooooow Steven.

That was whack. Wiggity wiggity whack to be precise. I'm cool off of, "parties," for a while. It wasn't even a party. Everybody and everything had 4much written all over it. I love how Gerald and I just sat and laughed at anything that moved. "Woooooo ... party."

Dear Blogspot,

How about you start working right about now so I can make pretty blogs. Don't make me go back to Tumblr. That website is for lesbians. I totally Google'd, "dikey lesbian," for that picture! Hahaha YES!

Hello Hello.

Why hello blogspot.

I think it's time to stop neglecting you like a newborn African baby and use you once again.

So ... what do you say Jackie?